So Chupp won a free pedicure from Ivy Nails last week and they said that in order to claim it she, and friends, needed to go to Tyler and get a free facial. We were thinking “Heck yes, this is awesome.” Not so much!!!
We went last night and what we really “won” was a chance for us, the guests, to stand up in front of everyone and then be subject to “The Love Train” about 5 mins after we got there; which is best translated as receiving a hug from about 20 Barbie Dolls. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more awkward. We then proceeded to sit through their entire consultant meeting; which was really just a chance for them to tell us about all the diamonds and cars they get for selling Mary Kay. I mean for “teaching skin care.” Now don’t get me wrong Mary Kay has great products and I’m not knocking anyone who sells it and I do tend to exangerate a little, but please don’t do this to people anymore. We were there for 3 hours and all the “pampering” we got was washing our own faces only to put our own makeup back on. Plus, the makeup they gave us was Navy blue eye shadow and bright pink lipstick!! I don’t mind blue eye shadow, but only to add a hint of color not to paint my whole eye lid and I don’t do bright pink lipstick and from what I could tell, no one should! We looked like Clowns! Then, as if that wasn’t enough, they made us get up front to show off our “beautiful faces” and talk about what is most appealing to us about Mary Kay. Umm…let me think…It must be all the girlfriends and great parties you have and the car made of diamonds. I'm not even going to get into the sestina they had us recite; complete with hand motions. The one thing I learned from this experience is that since I have brown eyes, I can wear whatever color eye shadow I want!
What an adventure! J